Grandad and the Dentist
When I went to visit with My Grandad Bill, A letter arrived That made him feel ill
When he opened up the envelope It went through him like a drill For inside it was a very... large.... Dentists Bill!
This can’t be mine! The address is wrong They must mean ‘North Street South’ He opened up a brand new box and popped a chocolate in his mouth
I’ll make a drink, we’ll go and see They’re only in the town. Bill put three sugars in his tea And gulped it all straight down
We walked towards the nearby stop And I didn’t make a fuss As we called in at the old Sweet Shop For something to eat on the bus
I’ll have one of those, said Bill No.. two.. no.. three of each! Some wine gums, pastilles, chewing gum and a great big chocolate peach!....
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